Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Ann Coulter, 2007's Grendel Award Winner


In keeping with the current theme established in the Paris Hilton blog, I must return and try to decipher the irrelevancies of yet another blonde five letter word. Yes, it seems that the she's at it again, that vile, despicable, monster-who likes to call herself Ann Coulter is rearing it's ugly head again. I know; such harsh language, and I am afraid that it still may not be enough to truly capture the essence and lack of character Coulter displays in most interviews and her very desperate ventures into political commentary. In a recent interview on the news program HARDBALL, Coulter received a phone call from Mrs. Edwards, presidential nominee John Edwards wife. She [Mrs. Edwards] candidly requested that Coulter stop making personal attacks against John Edwards and other political candidates. She said "if you want to discuss issues and debate, that is fine, but please refrain from personal attacks." Hmmm...seems like a reasonable request. Seems like the kind of discourse two intelligent people should be able to engage. However, we must remember whom we're dealing with- Ann Coulter. I don't believe she could even begin to know the meaning of the word reasonable. She lives for personal attacks. Everything she writes is an attack. I think she might believe she is very caustic in her delivery. Well, Miss Coulter since you are so fond of fallacious argument tatics-what do you think of mine? You are a the most nasty, venomous, repugnant, being-comparable even to Grendel in the Beowulf tales. In fact I believe you are Grendel, the most loathsome and lowest creature. I support Mrs. Edwards as Beowulf and you are the disgusting Grendel. And, I believe most people know how that battle ended. Oh yeah, get rid of that freaking out-dated cocktail dress. Your attempts to be sexy are about is ridiculous and unnecessary as your political comments.

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